christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!

LISTENING TO- BETTER THAN EZRA- Desperately Wanting.

hey guys. im back. merry merry christmas. I woke up today with 21 new messages. HOW AWESOME IS THAT. here are some interesting ones.

Huda: Tat was so sweet. ive got only pizza leftovers( i mentioned turkey and logcakes in my msg) but that msg was better than any of those.....sincerely me.

YAY!

Latif: thanks but why are all the wishes after 12.30?

latif is just so latif. i speculate this is because everyone was watching love actually on channel 5 last night. then they got all "christmassy". haha. so did i. i love that movie. caught is like, lots of times. =]

Vanga: F*** you! I was sleeping! original my ass. go to sleep. u Hindu! We celebrate deepavali not xmas.

lol, how....vanga. anyway. it was a harmless wish.

Tharenii: Pandi! Merry christmas! JUST ABOUT TO MESSAGE YOU! Trying to be funny ah? How to enjoy turkey i vegetarian! Haha. Merry Christmas babe. Most to most nathan come rape you!

tharenii is infatuated with nathan. and pretty much everything else nathan does. tharen is one of the few veges i know. miss ya dude.

so, my christmas was alright. nthing special. well yesterday i went to the temple, obviously to go pray and all. and this man came up to my father and us(my mum and me) and said he has no money to go home. and my father gave him two bucks. at first i thought my father was being a real scrooge until this funny, funky smell hit me. HE WAS "!@!@$^@^ DRUNK FOR HEAVEN"S SAKE. LIKE he came to the TEMPLE to beg for money so that he's got enough to buy his BOOZA???!!!!! i got so annoyed. so anyway, we walked away. and guess what. HE WENT AROUND ASKING OTHERS FOR MONEY. NOT ASKING, BEGGING. Even those who were busy praying and all. Some lady got really irritated and complained to the main office, where they chased him out. When we were walking out, on our way home, the idiot was begging, on the streets???

okay, here's my stand. Indians. They are the extremes. We have the really useless, and the extreme useful. Check It out. India has one of the highest rate of Aids infected people, numbers still climbing. Here's the other side of the coin. India, is one of the countries, along with china, that singapore will have to compete with very soon, in terms of economy. Indian people, are the definition of lazy. I am indian, and im not too proud of it. I love being a hindu. But, being Indian, i am being subjected to alot of things i dont deserve. Its because of INDIANS like the mofo we met yesterday, that we indians are being labelled. The day Indians actually have the sense of responsibility, im talking about the some few that spoil our name, there will be light in the indian community. but i dont think i'll be around to see that. all i can do is pray.

however i do salute the indians, and bangladeshis",thai,china,myanmar,wherever foreign workers who come to singapore to do the dirty work we singaporeans refuse to do due to status quo. Without you, our cities will not be clean, and construction work will be delayed. I thank you for helping contribute to our economy. but it wouldnt kill you to stop looking at young grils like you've never seen them before. Dont worry, however hard you stare, you're not gonna get xray vision you pervs.

on a lighter note, i'd like to thank all my frens and family who have supported me throughout this tumultous year of endless shock, suffering and torture. You guys have been my light and the looming darkness of year 2006. Happy that this dreadful year has come to an end, i look forward to treasuring my relationship with you till the end of time. Merry christmas and a hppy new year

i am SOOO random. anyway, today i caught teen choice awards and JOHNNY DEPP. needless to say, not only me, but the whole crowd went screaming their nuts off when johnny came on stage. pirates of the caribbean won 17 awards. =] how awesome. and all the girls were screaming! johnny beat orlando. suck on that mainstream suckers. johnny is much hotter than orlando bloom. JOHNNY DEPP. MARRY MEEEEE. I WILL TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU. =] i am so in love. when he won the award for best actor, he couldnt say much since he couldnt hear himself, or anything else. he probably couldnt even hear his own thoughts, in his head, cause the crowd was LITERALLY ROARING. everybody loves johnny lah..

okay. so, as part of my "i love you guys" thing thats going on, im going to dedicate the upcoming posts to some of my friends that really helped me thoughout the year. without them, i would be a heck of a breakdown.

This is Isabel ekaputri naland. Friend of about 7 to 8 years. and a greater friend for a lifetime. ok that doesnt make any sense. i would love this girl forever. she isnt shameless of us being lesbian. ok, only recently she isnt really keen since she walked past this gigolo pub at phuket. some guy actually asked her to come in. WAHAHAHAHA.

alright, if you find your picture on my blog one of these days, know you are appreciated, and loved, by yours truly. it is great honor. i gtg now, so will feature some more of these great people in my next post.

p.s: This part was been removed, it turns out, that i actually dont really care anymore. life goes on.

kama

i am so bored out of my wits. anyway, im off for awhile. so will be blogging later. toodles.

ahahaa

LISTENING TO : COURTNEY JAYE- CANT BEHAVE


yesterday's post was so freaking random.
ok. let me continue. so ulfred got drunk. had diahorrea. we wanted to catch a movie but dumb dumb melvin didnt want to go. LOL. so guess what, i changed my mozilla skin again. so rebel. not my thing but oh well. me and jojo were on the phone last night trying to figure out who is R.A.B. knn, so irritating. anyways. today i met isabel to study. and this thought struck me. SORRY CLARENCE BUT I CANT HELP IT IF I ALWAYS COME UP WITH THOUGHT PROVOKING BLOG POSTS.

okay. my song just changed to: BETTER THAN EZRA: JUICY. so horny this song.HAHAHAH.

anyway. the thought is....


AHAHAHAH. okay. its gonna sound stupid but ohwell. this is how i spent my holidays. i didnt spend it going out much. i spent it at home, thinking about what im going to do with my life. IM SERIOUS. im not joking. sounds too philosophical(i have my own dictionary okay) anyway. yes. and this thing, fucking scares the shit out of me. i am sorry for the use of vulgarities but pretty much nothing can emphasise the fucking fact that i am seriously worried about my future. my horoscope is not gonna help me. i have no fucking clue of what to do after my o levels. like, become the first ever singaporean maid. btw i have something to say about foreigners before i leave my signature mark.

anyway, we're soon gonna be at crossroads. JC, or POLY. for me. i think JC is a better choice. YOU SEE.. i am rather money faced. i know university graduates earn more than poly graduates. i know there's the question of going to uni after poly, but fucking hell, only top 5 % of poly grads make it to university. so...i decided poly not for me. i can take mass comm diploma in uni. i think. lol. you see. i dont know a damn thing. and my O LEVELS ARE NEXT YEAR.


i dont know what i'm gonna be when i grow up. I always thought i would become a good politician. hmm, next female prime minister of singapore. i think at that time. there'd be a reality show for that. imagine. THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER OF SINGAPORE. lol. it would be on channel 5. 12 contenders, who will be YOUR NEXT PRIME MINISTER OF SINGAPORE.


lol, so crappy. anyway, ya. so i havent studied for the olevels. i hope every dies before that fateful day. then i would RULE THE WORLD. okay enough aish. it is SOOO not going to happen. i think i wouldnt minds SARS coming back. im sorry singapore/world. i cant help it. i need sars to come back. just in time for olevels. i know slowing time is impossible, but i seriously hate the thought of school. i miss my friends, other than that, nothing much really. like, why would i wanna go back to school, when my olevels are LESS THAN A YEAR AWAY. abit funny horh, its like digging your own grave. excuse my use of singlish there.

so guess what, i dont think im gonna wait for life to make a plan for me. i am going to do it myself. from next year onwards. i am brand new aish she neh. HAHAHA. i will work on my goals. and try to do good to the world. of course, becoming a better person is on my agenda.
OKAY, so sukma here, went to the SINGAPORE GARDEN FESTIVAL. ever heard of it? well neither have i. this is how lousy i am as a singaporean. it kinda reminds me of the dursleys when they got sent off (tricked by nymphadora tonks) to go collect some prize for best lawn in england or something. i dont remember. imagine what they'd show in thier display. a bush shaped like a merlion, water out of its mouth from a sprinkler. a bush that looks like a durian. a plate of hainanese chicken rice? i know singapore is trying to focus on art and al, but cmon. your creativity IS SOOOO freaking narrow, that even our dear esplanade is shaped like a durian. every where you go, the government tries to to find a way to stamp into your minds, that "look, you are in singapore, you live by the rules, you love singapore by heart" everything here is singapore. not that im against my country or anything but in a silly way, the government does brainwash you. like teenage trends. i mean WHAT IS UP WITH THE STRIPED HAND THINGEE THE EMO GUYS WEAR ON THEIR ARMS?

anyway, i can imagine sukma, skimming through the "art" bushes in the garden, thinking about how they should look like. critisising the edges or something stupid. getting utterly bored. looking at some weird abstract shaped bush and comparing it to something of a human beings or animals inguinal ligament or what not. HAHAHAHA.sukma is so horny, i can sense it. i mean use a little of the old singapore horny imagination and singapore will be sex city. every abstract art found. sukma will find a way to link it to something that YOU WILL NOT THINK ABOUT IN YOUR WILDEST MOST CRAZIEST SHITFACED DREAMS. i hope you are happy with this sukma, i usually dont dedicate posts. but this is to you, my most imaginative friend.


well ok. back to me being prime minister. did you hear about the school fees being raised by 20% for foreign students. the stupid government. when im prime minister, i'll make sure no impartiality. and PAP will not be the only government around. MUAHAHAHA. i tink i am right about most things. so if i do become prime minister, or at least join the PAP to become a candidate, please do vote for me. i'll make sure GST does bite your ass, and make singapore a less chinese infested playground. i am just kidding. im making room for less racism. and i'll make sure kids chew bubble gum. and they get senses to throw it nowhere but the rubbish bin. and bin's will not be green, they will be colourful to appeal to everyone so that they would love to go near a bin to throw things. and trust me, there wont be any smell. i will find a way to make it smell-less. i am so full of shit today. but please do not ignore my plea. i tink i would make a great prime minister. so yap. if not, i'll just marry lee kwan yew's great grandson or something. im sure he'll be a politician too. =]


happy singapore garden festival!

desp.

LISTENING TO: MICHAEL JACKSON - BEAT IT

THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006

SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I
need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without
a ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and
says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
bridge and ran out of gas."

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to
write the exam with your other hand."




AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. so funny. came in the mail today. anyway. this was the only thing that could cheer me up today. the weather was a no go.


i met my boy ulfred today for lunch. he had a mishap. lemme play out the scene for you.


" SOME NIAO PUB NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OFF. ONY THOSE CHEPASKATE AH KUA GO THERE. (sorry ulfie, no offence but your boss strikes me as that sort) COMPANY DINNER AND DANCE"


the truth is ulfred did drink til he got a case of diahorrea.lol.

anyway. i'd continue this another time. right now im late to watch t.v. hope the rain never stops, floods singapore so we wont have to take our o levels.


(december 19th)

hello, its wednesday. and it isnt raining. i'll blog more. soon.

steriogram- white trash

LISTENING TO : STERIOGRAM - ROAD TRIP

is it me or does the guy from the killers video (when you were young) look like the guy from my name is earl, great show by the way. no shit sherlock.

so guess what, I STILL HAVE NOT CAUGHT CASINO ROYALE. ANY NO LIFERS OUT THERE????

anyway, yesterday i went shopping, and guess what i found.
wah niao eh, so stylo. i want this shit, who cares about sony ericsson Z610i when there's sony VGN-C series. i am so not jealous of anyone who has this fone now. i am not going to ask you burn in hell, instead i am going to ask you to gloat as long as you can. cause you cant gloat forever, when the sony VAIO is in my hands.

(i am not directing this to anybody.)

muahahaha, i am such a materialistic bitch. =]

check out the new centrepoint. its awesome =] anyway, i feel rather lame and ...i dunno, useless since i have nothing to blog about. sigh. has anyone seen this before?

its a leaf from the christmas tree outside the cathay. it feels like a toilet brush's bristles. no kidding. this is how the whole tree looks like.

looks like a cotton candy christmas tree right? yea, thats what i thought. anyway, the cathay buliding is pretty much useless, even plaza singapura is much entertaining. but the grand cathay. FOOYOO. =]

anyway, did you know that indian film vcds are so colourful that sometimes they look like porn cds. I read this book once. about these 4 girls, typical chick flick. but they came across this colourful porn cd called BAMBI in some shop. lol, they insult the cute little disney deer cartoon that we all grew up watching. i had a crush on bambi's deer father btw, okay completly irrelavant. =] i cant wait to get my hands on the sweet escape album-gwen stefani. she is fab.

i realise ive gotten more talkative and opiniated recently, and i dont think im liking it. hur hur, it creeps me out some times. this is what holidays do to you. the thouht of olevels being a mere year away is !@#%!%@%$@$!#@^@&!$@$@$@^@%@^%@^!%@^$!@^$^%#@^!#^.

can anyone help me get over my phobia of 2007, i guarantee you, i will be a good student. any GURU's out there?

ok, i leave you with this candid picture that turned out wrong. i think my cousin didnt mean to do it.

check out where his hand is going, im sure he didnt mean it, he's too young. check out that cheeko look on his face.

so sad, this is how innocent he was a month back. i am just kidding. he is the fantabulous of all my cousins.

see ya'll on the otherside.=]

award winning.

AWARD WINNING POST.




two posts in one day? you've got to be kidding me. nahh, im just here to say that, i suck at minesweeper flags. kenneth and sam kicked my ass one gazillion times. i dont wanna be beaten again. can someone please tutor me! !@#$%^@$%^@#$%^#$%!@#$%


lol, anyway. i am turning in early. hopefully my neighbors wont wake me up. this was the post that won, the most random post of the year. IN the annual asian blog awards.

kick ass

A KICK ASS NORMAL DAY.

IN the morning today, i was being rudely interrupted from sleep by the very inconsiderate neighbours that i have. TRUST ME, i am SOOOOO not used to waking up his early in the morning. With currently, almost nil brain juices flowing, i am trying to figure out what i should blog about today. kicks ass?

alright, let me start by talking about a friend of mine. His name is Kenneth, Kenneth Tong. I love his name. Its so authentically Singaporean, i don't know why. So, My friend Kenneth here, is the most random, crappy, unethical, uncooperative, and anti-everything person i know. If given a chance, he would burn the govt down. Okay maybe not. Well i asked him the question, If given a chance, would you burn the govt down, he said "that sounded so deep". and said i dunno. well, what I'm trying to say is, Kenneth here, tries every way possible to prove that he's right and you are wrong. He comes up with the most ridiculous arguments, and sometimes make you think that he is actually right. =]

the other day, he told me that there was a forum, discussing the ratings of cheap, but good prostitutes available in Singapore. Illegal of course. I didn't know that prostitution was allowed in Singapore. If that brothel actually had a license to conduct such activities, then hey ho, red light zone! To think, that the government would take time to access the situation, come up with terms and conditions to be liable to apply for such licenses. It actually amuses me. When i asked Kenneth If he knew what were the conditions, he said he didn't know, and he would try to find out for me. WEE. tink about it, how would it be like huh?
(btw, i thought prostitution was banned in sg, and i thought if they were found, they were given life imprisonment. geez.)

A rather crappy example:
All prostitutes, must be straight. Any signs of Bisexuality, or Tran sexuality shown will present liability to a fine up to $5000
All activities must approved by the Ministry Of health
Any mistreatment of workers, company will be liable to a fine of up to $300000.

lol, this is all the crap i can come up with. Tell me if you've got more ideas.=]
anyway, here's my last thought about kenneth.


Kenneth's masterpiece is your next top model. that's rani, a clerk from his primary school. did i mention that he's rather creative. MY CLASS MONITOR. =]

well, lets talk about forgiveness.
Is it easy to forgive someone, whom you really really trust, and someone whom you never thought would betray you? well i don't think so. But does it mean you shouldn't forgive that someone? i don't think so either. So who made you the judge of whether or not you can forgive someone or not? This is one of the things that truly amazes me, god can create so much emotion within a human being. And these things are so puzzling that it takes us a lifetime to figure out whats going in on. How i go about making myself into a better person, or how i try to figure things out is pretty much the easy way out. I put myself into the other party's shoes. and yes, it definitely works. =] will continue this another day.

Harry Potter 5 Trailer

cmon, call it amazing. !!!
will be back soon with a new post, dont worry jo.

Harry Potter 5

ZOMG.

tree hill love

gosh, havent blogged in SO FREAKING LONNNNNGGG. hahah. been so busy prepping for the chalet that i havent had the time to blog, and yes. NO inspiration. im so guilty, normally i have something to write about, now im just plain lazy. hmm, i wonder what my life would be like if i actually had THINGS to do. well, ive been so busy watching tree hill. check it out. landmark episode.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr3bl_one-tree-hill-04x09-vostf

episode ten's already posted!!

i have episode ten lehhh. i know you jealous loh. =]

so guess what, i AM not in love at all. are my hormones in hibernation? not a good sign. WHERE IS CUPID WHEN I NEED HIM? no, shut up aish, o levels are here...
fine, i'll just wait till cupid decides i'm in need of a life.=]WEEEEEEEEE.

yupp, everyone i know,has i either hooked up, or seriously crushing. and im here, lamenting why i'm not even remotely attracted to anyone i see. Sometime these thoughts in my head creep me out. You see,my brain here is seriously twisted. It loves to irritate me. okay, im actually using my brain to type this, so...alright nvm. anyway, i always seem to have the BIG PICTURE in mind when i look at a guy, or even before i start crushing on someone. sometimes, because of this, i stop having infatuations. let me tell you how this goes

whenever i see someone that is potentially “ehem”, i start thinking about how my future would be like if i were to date, so on... LIKE WTF. i cant stop being serious, its not as though im gonna get married really soon? so wtf is wrong with me. i cant seem to grasp the fact that im only 15, and infatuations are okay, and IM ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE AND THAT ITS ONLY GONNA RUIN ME. argghh

ohyea,when it comes to boys, im a down right perfectionist, so much so that i think my dream guy doesnt exist. its not possible for GOD to create someone like that. sigh...what if i end up marrying some rich guy, who doesnt even care for me. (although i do like the idea of riches.) keep in mind that im only 15, and im talking about marraige. how whacked am i?

alright,here goes. I'm married to a guy named Nathan(say it, N-aaayy--th-en),some rich guy, who has 100000000000 hotels all around the world, better than the hilton sisters. the typical scenario. i have three kids,Nathan Jr. , Keshan and Tisha Isadora. (I DONT CARE, TWO BOYS AND ONE GIRL.)Nathan and Keshan are both 7 and 6 respectively, while Tisha is 4.i live in a huge penthouse(HUMONGOLUMBUSTERESTERESTRESTESTBAGUSBAGUSBAGUS).

and on weekends we're at the country club. We have our own resorts all around the world where we go for holidays.we're filthy rich. I'm 29, and my husband's 30

Nathan Jr: Mummy, daddy doesnt wanna get me the new XBOX 3628464700000. He say too expensive. But all my friends have it, PLEASEE?
me: aiya, okay lah. (Passes nathan 6 million dollars.) you buy then get mummy some louis vuitton goods nearby horh. the shop lady knows me, tell her to give me 10 percent discount eh?

Nathan Jr: Mummy, i dont want to go to the Louis Vuitton shop

me: dont be a nuisanse, if not you wont get your xbox.

Nathan Jr: but ma, i always see daddy there. later he see me how?

me: aiyoh,your daddy ah. cannot keep his hands to himself. always like to "jio" girls only. ok lah, i go buy myself eh. you go buy your xbox, bring your siblings along.

Nathan Jr: okay mum. but keshan watching the porn VCD's that daddy brought from KL. and tisha is busy biting the heads off her barbie dolls

me: aiya, (turns the current off), children, god decided that you should go out to play. faster, follow your brother.

all three kids walk off, while i call my husband

me: eh, where you

nathan: im at the office.

me: dont lie, your office closed for LKY's death anniversary.

nathan: err, ehe. dear ah, im buying your favourite louis vuitton handbag for you loh

(in case you're wondering. poeple in my time in the future, speak only singlish. even my english will be spoiled

me: really ah. (already at CILOCITY, the place where rich people shop, where louis vuitton is

nathan: yes dear, dont disturb me, if not i press the pin number wrongly. you dont want our credit cards confisctated right

me: (hangs up, catches my husband with the salesgirl) not the first time nathan.

nathan: you dont talk as though you never done it before, you even worse. you even brought him HOME, TO BED.

salesgirl,that whore, gives me that skeptical look)

me: THATS IT, I WANT A DIVORCE (this is the 370th time im saying it in my 3 years of marraige)

nathan: okay, lets go home and settle this crap.

(instead of settling things, we move on with life, have meaningless sex just to get over arguements, and have 10000 affairs with others. in other words, a pointless marraige)

i sure do not want to end up like that. so guess what, im gonna take my time, and find a nice guy.he may not fit the dream guy portfolio, but as long as he's my true gentleman.=]

aww, this post is so mushy.

www.rotten.com
use this to get over your goosebumps from reading this post.

girls out loud.

NEXT POST IS RATED, NC 16. haha, im 15.

clar: you smell ridiculously good today.

me: you perv.
jo: YOU SMELL PEOPLE?

ohmygod, funny as hell. do you know what else was funny today?

topic of dicussion:

clar: you gonna watch that show ah?

me: i dunno, niptuck is on at 10.30...so,maybe just grab some popcorn, catch the news and move on lah. it will probably be funny.

clar: at least there's rozz to look at. she sounds hot on 98.

me:...what about xiaxue?

clar: who wants to look at that cow.?

me: OHMYGOD.

alright. personally, i dont think she looks that good. compared to rozz. but she's alright. i mean give her a break, after being compared to dawn yeo for fucking 1000000000000000 times, i think you need to. and besides, who can resist reading her blog. she has the fab life in singapore, and trust me, in your hearts, you wanna be her, one way or another. dont fucking deny it, you all want your own t.v show anyday. and she can BLOG. at least she knows she's ugly and puts in effort to make up, dress up.

im not defending her. i just am an avid reader. =] im not that big of a fan. hopefully the t.v show will have as much content as her blog. well she's lucky, she got to do all the cool stuff on her t.v show, like stuff cheezeballs and photoshoots with squids. wee.

check this photo out.

horny horh? lol. anyway. here's somthing that happened earlier when i was conversing with mike. on msn. i didnt add the nicks cuz it took up alot of space. whatever thats not written in colour are my thoughts.

me: watch t.v? niptuck is on.

michael gurunathan: i don watch tt

aish: lol. nice show

mike: oh.

aish: watch.

mike: for wad.

mike: u watch la

aish: then u bored what

mike: nah.if i don like means i wont watch

mike: i might as well..draw!

(i laughed like crazy here)

mike: do u practice safe sex?

aish: lol.

aish: i practice abstinence (till marraige).

mike: u cant wear a condom aniway.lol

ohmygod. funny. i dont have a ring a ding ding. by the way, he started this conversation because of my personal msg, about wearin a condom and practising safe sex. as part of my aids campaign

aish: ya.

aish: of course.haha.

aish: im telling people like...

aish: people who have sex.

aish: (of course the condom part goes for)guys.

mike: but its borin to wear a condom

in case you didnt know, mike has had many escapades before. eeee.

mike: might as well don Fuck

aish: wth. wear or dont wear all the same.

ohmygod. my english on msn, esp when i talk to michael. is HORRIBLE.

aish: later you get aids you cannot fuck anymore right?

mike: i meant da feelin, for a gal.its all da same

aish: you neh neh pok. shut up and wear a condom. its safer.

i start using funny terms when i try to convince someone.

mike: no leh wear condom.no feelin la.

aish: ....

at this point, i really was lost for words. its just latex, you probably wont feel anything there, as in the condom.you feel the blood rushing there anyway. i know sex biologically. not experience. nor do i watch porn. i just have these talks with my mum. you know, the birds and the bees talk...i had it last year. EEEE.

aish: what feeling are you supposed to get?

aish: i dont understand why guys like sex.

aish: its so painful. for girls.

mike: not onli guys..everi one likes sex

mike: even u

aish: i havent had sex yet.

ohmygod. i dont think i'll like it. the damn hemen breaks, and it bleeds. someone is forcing a pole in. EE. pain pain.

aish: and it hurts the first time.

mike: yesh..

mike: u may bleed

aish: what may?

aish: DUH YOU"LL BLEED.

i was freaked out.

aish: not messy ah?

i got curious. its all slimy, and they can still go on. thats what i thought. better ask the expert.

mike: nt reali

mike: i don bleed rite..

AHAHAAHHA

aish: but she does.

mike: yea..

INSENSETIVE MUCH MIKE! just, "yea.." we bleed! all you guys do is ... be horny.

aish: so gross.

EEEEE

mike: wont bleed alot la

aish: then your down there got blood.

haha, i was acting like a kid, afraid to say the real word.

aish: im like taking lessons from you.

i shouldnt be talking about this to you...you're like, a maniac.

mike: yea la

mike: wont have alot la!

i think he got fed up of me asking about the blood.

mike: veri little la

aish: lol. but still pain what.

i would run from sex, if i had to. im afraid.

aish: thats why they shout so much when they do it

AHAHAHAHAH

mike: yea la..but they enjoy wad

aish: so pain what they enjoy.

mike: da pain?

mike: u will noe wen u FucK la

why cant he say, make love or something. so CRUDE.

aish: lol.

aish: i cant believe we just talked about that.

mike: yea

lol. wasnt that educational? applause please.

oooh. im back

OHMYGOD. im back im back. (hyperventilates)

hahah. so exciting. im going to MALAYSIAAAAA. hahahaah. yea. will be gone in two weeks. for three days. i cant waittt.

well, this week was world aids week. and i really got to some thinking. and i have concluded that i will save my virginity until im married. and i'll get myself, and the one im going to be married to a HIV test. i dont want to endanger anyone. the world will be a better place, when they find a cure for aids. ohmygod, that rhymed.

anyway. im back from camp. and i must say, it was solid. and on the second night, i could feel that the council had formed this amazing unbreakble bond. that night was so amazing(all thanks to mr soh) that 30 years down the road, we could still bring it up, talk about it and smile. some of the stories that were shared that night were so amazing. the fact that 6 generations of prefects and councillors were present was...mind blowing. and yes, it got me reflecting. turning over a new leaf may not be easy for someone, forgiving someone maybe even more difficult, forgetting someone is even worse, but not giving up..it takes alot.

hmm. at this point of time, i'd like to say that sirius black died a heroic death. if i could find a way to bring sirius black back, i would. that book left such a big impact on me that i really cannot wait for the movie to be out. the death of sirius of written in such a nice way, so fluent, that it really left me grief stricken the first time a read it. (maybe a little over emotional). i really pity harry.

burn in stakes bellatrix.

here's some food for thought, can you imagine people like tata young and pussycat dolls, who pratically sell sex with music for popularity, to promote Safe sex, anti aids campaigns, so on and so forth. i'd like to see that. oh the irony. its like bush proclaiming osama innocent.

whats this?

am i supposed to order? hahaha