WORK!

went to work yesterday. mofo nine hours of meet and greet. but got 104 dollars at the end of the day. thanks to prinesh!

will talk about work laterr. wanna snooze first.

benni benassai

there's more to come. soon =]

Butthash Hero

HEHEHE

move your body round like a nympho.

she makes everything look so much easier. anyone willing to buy me the poster waiting out at popcorn? or the ikea poster, that one is 119$$ or should i just get a job or something

ahh screw devon aoki or scarlett johansson. gemma ward is the new sex.

holidays consume your money and your emotions and your feet strength. but i will not try butthash to make things easier. wondering what butthash is?

butthash, otherwise known as jenkem, is the new drug that has invading the streets of America mostly, but i will not be surprised if our glue sniffers back here in singapore would want to try sniffing something a little more...unconventional?

Jenkem (also jekem) is a narcotic recreational drug composed of noxious gas formed from fermented human sewage.The reporting of this in US mainstream media has been marked by a rush of disbelief and distaste for the apparent grossness of the phenomenon.^[2]The effects of Jenkem inhalation last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations^[1]. A fifth-grader in Lusaka said of Jenkem to an IPS reporter (IPS is an independent wire service) in 1995, "Old man, this is more potent than cannabis."^[5] In a BBC report four years later, a 16-year-old boy described his preference for jenkem over other inhalants, "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."^{[1] (WTF)}

"fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes."^[6] The process is similarly described in the 1995 IPS report, "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."^[5]. In the BBC 1999 article the process is described as, "...the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top."<sup>[1]



its just when you mix your crap and wrap it around a polyethene bag, let the gas collect, and then you sniff the gas...and you get high. its just, way beyond gross.

lets see what kevin had to say about this yo.</sup>

screw

fuck i just found out me and lil pink didnt get it. some tatooed minah looking shitties took it from us.


argh, godputasmileuponurface.

club foot,kasabian.

too much sweetener for a day. i still fall under the jobless category which sucks cause lil pink has a job and im still waiting and she still is waiting with me technically...uhh okay nvm. its not like i love keeping myself unoccupied, but wearing uniforms or conforming to hours just isnt my cup of tea. perhaps i should enjoy this while i can, until i get the desired phonecall that me and lil pink have been dying to hear from. at least i dont have extremely ignorant co workers, lil pink will be the perfect one to work with, if only she would stop calling be dumb. im a kabillion times dumber. mozilla underlined that. heh.


went out with lil pink yesterday. we spent some time fretting over the jobs, the cashlessness, good food, and having to kill time mosta the time. but we had fun making fun of esprit apparel and taking ridiculous photos. met up with dope and u-dawg soonafter for sundaes, and found out wee tze woke at mos burger. slamming or what? but no free food. :(

we had to shop for bangkok boy's bdae gift, i have a feeling lil pink is going to settle for dinner just like yours truly suggested. genius.

had tonnes of fun, not surprising. will post up pictures for the weekend soon. i'll attempt to make a super kung fu milk tea as well.

i'll get back to kasabianing then? i know this is boring but heck. i need to kill time and talking about my life does the trick. wait till i get my high empowering job,killing time will be a breeze. damn,ken messed up my bed.

isnt joanie pretty?



glenda,melvin and jq...up for going out sometime soon? before jobbie starts.

crimson within stays there.

i woke up today with brightwood streaming through the speakers.

but really, the urge to lie back down,into the seemingly endless pleasure of bed was almost enough to engulf me in sheer agony.

i lay awake, stoned a little bit. did the usual routine of crossing random thoughts of what may have been, the day that was ahead of me.

i awaited the pain that usually happened after this. but today seemed harmless. something as simple as a family affair.

it was the start of the week,truly i had been wrong to fear what awaited me?

noharmdone. but there is the nagging realisation.

how i realise that family hasnt been a part of me in a while. and i sat still,with the purple red and blues on the floor. wondering if i ought to do something about it.

i sighed to myself.neither did i wait the sign from god. ambidextrous as it is, i know im incapable in believing in something i have not much faith in.

i will go back to bed today. wondering if the choices im about to make are right. the booklet lays perfectly in between toto-chan and leaflets. it wants to be left untouched. just like how i feel sometimes.

i go back to bed most of the time. wondering if in friendship,you're supposed to expect something in return. isnt the love the same as family? then why is nothing bugging me.

an example would be childish. birthday gifts are good enough.

i am happy with today's results. i will work harder, better,faster, stronger.

tomorrow is a different day.

same shit.

im happy today. everything is at ease. i can go back to listening to my modest mouse now.

michael told me to call him later.

HAHAHA!

happy deepavali to all aps out there.

so deepa was cool, went out wtth diya and the rest last night which like totally rockkeddd.

except for the fact that i had no idea what happened last night. was too tired.

thanks diya, had good fun.

and all the 3rd uncles and 7th aunts came by joo seng to visit my grandmomo and stuff.
and as usual i was first to stand at the foor,
first to wish them
first to grab the angpow and go. hehe

and MIA kabil was there, odd but we have plans this week so that like rockS!

camp was not fun at all, jiayu and kelvin were more than concerned, poor kelvin was just...poor thing.

catching in the dark with glenda was not fun at all.

while all of us were playing glenda and melvin were like, i cant see aish, where is she? too black.!

wtfffaskjaisaopi!

haha, i know ya'll are kidding.

i've got so much stuff to do next week!

two dates, shopping for melvin, must hang out with jq, and then grab mr jay cheong! and SO MANY MOVIES TO CATCH!!!


so i caught the game plan yesterday with ulfred.

funny and something that will take your mind off watever.

just good homely fun. i like the pasta part.

so i totally embarressed myself in ront of ulfed yesterday, when i was about to leave the bus i nearly tripped on my own heel. (quite killer this pair)

and thank god for the rear that saved me from utter humliation.

i saw ulfred snicker with evil. grr.

today was pretty cool. had good clean fun with mum the whole day, evening was dedicated to
prepping for tmr's deepa stuff. will prolly meet with diya and the rest for girls' day in!!!

alright, monday's the last of the o's time to celebrate baby!

a very happy birthday to melvin and michael, both of you mean quite alot to me. one turns 16,while the other 17, so have some good clean fun!