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Saturday, February 24, 2007

britney issues.





HAHAHA. i've honestly been waiting for this day to arrive.britney spears shaving her head. pfft, i know im not below this to actually blog about her but oh well, i have nothing better to do. it took a male for her to realise that she has issues. -.- ohh hail kevin federline, at least you pointed it out that she needs help.


but once again, she proves me RIGHT , for britney is a coward in my opinion. three attempts to enter rehab, bashing kFed's car , well at least attempting to before giving up, and i dont think she's even bothering to sue the idiot who claims to have her hair and have it sold for kaching #%^$#^$ $$$$$$$$$$$$. pfft, hopefully she'll get help from madonna and they'd both get married and convert to become judist or something. but you gotta give it to britney, she never fails to grab your attention.


britney is like anna kournikova. anna kournikova is famous for being famous. she's known as a tennis player, but she cant play tennis. so is britney, she's famous for her amazing stunts and jabs at ruining her own life, plotting her own demise, digging her own grave or what not. she's famous for the attention she creates not for her oh so amazing power chords, vocals.


my heart goes out to you britney. hopefully you'll get it right the next time. i hear justin timberlake's available. why not go back to the one thing that started right for you.? pfft. and i thought i had issues. dont worry. im not gonna shave my head.





look at her those days, she looks positevely radiant when she's around my idol. SEE? britney, you shd really take it from christina. =]


i feel some gas coming. hold up.




HAHAHAHAHA.








ya big lump of lard. get your life back on track! (ps: this just in. britney attempts suicide!)

Friday, February 23, 2007

major emo phase gone.


WARNING: PHOTO INFESTED.

haha, im back. and healthy. if you guys didnt know, i am now beatty's hot talk. the celeb. everyone in beatty now approach me with caution, afraid that i will explode in uncontrollable amounts of tears and fits or something. ok, for the record, i am NOT suffering from some form of manic depression. noted? good.
i bet you nosy pricks cant wait to hear the oh so drama from the celeb herself. but er, sorry. if i were stupid enough to tell you, i'd probably regret it for the resta my life. okay, i know your sensing a little angst already. you can probably guess that things are really gonna change around here. i am now the new angst riden, cynical, morbid, EMO teen. your worst nightmare? okay lah, i was just kidding, no way am i gonna be that so ya'll can take a chill pill (aslam)


okay, so whats the deal? i could summarise it.yes its true, i WAS physically and emotionally unstable for the past few weeks, and i guess i just snapped. but that doesnt mean you guys who were never concerned before should now turn into my new best friend. honestly if you do think by suddenly catching up with me and making up for lost time would help me, it wouldnt, because i'd probably bite your head off. you already left during dark times, so dont expect me to embrace you with open arms when you come running back to me.(if you actually bother to) so yarp. if you dont and act like nothing happened, i admit, i would be a little pissed, i am human after all. but over attention? now that really creeps me out. for example my mum has been keeping a really good watch on me. really god? let me rephrase this, its almost like she's waiting for me to do some crazy stunt any minute like burst into flames (maybe she's watching too much heroes) im sorry mum, but no. im completly fine. i repeat, i am not going to slip into some manic depression, i am not going to slit my wrists (i am afraid of pain and im not stupid) , and i am definately not going to turn lesbian.


and if i freak you out by talking about dying all the time, dont worry, my main purpose is to freak you out. i've turned psycho, i wanna see if ya'll care, if my presense matters. apparently it does to ashok (YAY!) and some others who noticed i have been going through issues. and surprisingly, fellow power ranger monica knew that i wasnt lurking around in school on friday, i usually emit a form of emo radiation whenever i am around, a girl who's just a mutual friend knew that i wasnt around so that is just really COOL. i am being missed (tear)


and yes, i am NOT deliberatly missing school because i want to, i am not stupid enough to miss school on purpose when this year is one of the most important years of my life. as i mentioned earlier, i am not well. nono, i am not like julie low, i am fine now. i am warning ya'll please dont skip your meals,eat well. gastric sucks, and it could develop into appendicitis. no parthiban, i am not going to take my appendix out after all, so you cant have your appendix facial hair prata. so yarp. now i am whole and healthy so now its your turn to slip into some manic depression cause now you know, sadly, aish is not going to die.


and no, my phase is not due to the fact that i didnt celebrate valentines day, did you actually think i was that lame? i dont celebrate valentines day PERIOD. i am a commercial conspiracy theorist, and i think valentines day is a bunch of bull.
okay, i was trying to make up for loss time, since i havent been blogging but im lazy to type. but its not as tho many read my blog. even if they do it seems like only the regular few LEAVE TAGS. please ah, if you people are actually reading, please leave a tag.



okies. time for the photos =]








i was lazy to flip the camera, and the picture. jean looks real blur.

NONO. i like the butter. i didnt mean to slit myelf. i was high on butter.

jean felt a booger.

sambal fish at a really expensive place. yumm

newton circus' best kangkong!

cmon ants. widya's cheezel look really hawt.

check out the ants on the sugar.

the best drink on this planet.

oh yea. chilli cheese fries.

I GOT TO TOUCH A REAL CASH REGISTER WTH BY STUBBY FINGERS!

Kenneth high after RK lunch.

beckham personally gave me these shoes

my favourite all stars.

pravin being an ass

I AM TOW KAY. BOW TO MEH.

SUKMAWATI= SADAKO.

more pics another time!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

lalalalalallaala

AHAHAHA. i ate 15 chocolates today. and i've got two bouquets. and 4 cards. WEEEEE. today was bull.

Monday, February 12, 2007

bulletin board

i got bored. so i decided to do up all the bulletin board friendster surveys. this may bore you but wth. parthi does chain letters.

Do you like anyone?:
i mean i like everyone
if its like ...ya know, then my hormones arent working.

Do they know it?:
if im nice to them that means i like them lorh

HAVE YOU EVER. . .

Said "I love you" and meant it:
all the time before going to bed. my parents. tsk.

Waited all night for a phone call that never came?
not that type. if you dont call me within limited time i wouldnt bother waiting,

Sad and looked up at the stars?:
nope, happy and looked up at the stars? yes.

DO YOU PREFER. . .


Flowers or chocolate?:
can i cheat and say both?

Gray or black?:
black

Color or black and white photo?:
color.

Lust or love?
both? must have balance. quote borat : i like sex, sex is nice.

Sunrise or sunset?:
Sunrise

M&Ms or Skittles?:
MnMs

N0N VALENTiNES DAY Q`S

Are you in a relationship?:
haha. yes.

If so, who with?:
my mum, dad, friends. i know. pfft.

Star Sign?
i'm the ego maniac. the leader. the queen of the forest. LEO.

Do you believe in love at first sight?:
NO.

What about true love:
i'll tell you when i am in love.

Would you kiss on the first date?:
no.

Do you like hook ups?:
i dont like AIDS. or STDS.

Do you enjoy receiving flowers?:
blue and pink flowers and red ones. and yellow. mostly roses. HAHAHA.

VALENTINES QUESTIONS

You have a valentine event planned out?:
yes. sit at home and rot. girls day in with joey.

Do you like having a Valentine?
i duno.

Does someone like/love you currently?
my mum loves me, does that count?

Whats the best gift to receive on the day?
FLOWERSSS.

Is a little kiss (peck on cheek)during school on valentines day sweet?
NO. i would die of embaressment.

Have you ever gotten something from someone on the day?
yes.




First Cell Phone?
Nokia 3310

Remember your very 1st message you sent last time?
You think i no life ah?

Your 1st Hp No?
9109****

Any other No.?
yearp.

What's your Family hp model?
oh. nokia and motorola v3s.

The Last Message you sent?
mick: ya lah. anyway, what time is dinner today?

How many messages in your outbox?
77

Inbox?
90 for the day

What do you like about your phone?
its sexy pink.

What's on your wallpaper?
a picture of my permutation and combinations page from my amath text.

Who is the 2nd peep on your missedcalls?
ashok.

Last peep you called?
mum

1st peep you called today?
mick

Who's on your dialled calls list?
ALOT

Do you prefer calls or messages?
calls, im lazy to text.

What long is your call time for total sent?
i duno.

How often you reset your timers?
once its full

Do you check your mail through your phone?
sometimes

How many pictures are there in your gallery?
alot

Last peep in your inbox?
joey

1st peep in your inbox?
mick.

What do you usually check on M1Xplorer?
Singtel

Color for your display skin?
greeeeen

What if an unknown peep calls you and ask for a date?
siao, tell him to get a life and hang up?

Ever lost your phone?
NO.

What's the extreme bill you've ever received?
1293 dollars.

plus 1st peep on your contact list?
alan

20th peep from the top on your contact list?
-.-

from this point onwards, i chose not to continue, because it was pointless. they asked things like have you splashed water on your phone, how do you arrange your contacts, blah blah. siao ah this people, come up with crazy bulletin boards. obviously no life. i gtg.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

waahahh

bleah says:
hospital girl

bleah says:
remove ur appendix already?


wahlao, you sure know how to make a girl feel completly at ease. people should learn from you, burger boy.


anyway. i am sooo congratulating all of those who did exceptionally well, or reached your goal or what not for your Os. yarh man. (nudge clarence nudge) joey and i still cannot believe that clarence managed to score 8 points with him stoned mosta the time, okay not stoned he doesnt smoke pot. infact he doesnt smoke at all, neither does he study so i have no idea how he managed it. next is joey and me. my cousins are all going to be future SIA pilots, and going to be a homemaker. pfft.


oooh, valentine's day is coming up. so yarp. the PDA is definately going to be on the high, red pink everywhere, girls with teddies, roses, balloons, clinging on to each other. i always picture valentines day as a day where people MATE. like you know, animal mate. valentine's day is barbaric. in singapore at least.


hmm, the o level results at beatty yesterday was REALLY GOOD. i mean seriously, even ulfred started doubting his ability. and i got nervous. you know every year the standards are supposed to be improving, but this year's batch did so well that i think our cohort is going to bring our average down. sigh. plus we're gonna have to work doubly hard for an easy paper.2005, for E MATH, students had to get 80++ for an A1.(I HEARD) Because the paper was easy. and 2006, paper was difficult. some say there's a trend, one year easy, other year difficult. so ya. if this is true, then we'll have to work extra hard for an easy paper, since MOE came up with moderation. oh well, take out your TYS now.

o levels are so near. NEAR. seriously near. %@#*@&*#&@#(


nah joey. here's your tree hill.




ONE TREE HILL EPISODE 13- SEASON 4 PART 1
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ONE TREE HILL EPISODE 13- SEASON 4 PART 2
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ONE TREE HILL EPISODE 13- SEASON 4 PART 3
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hope you liked it joey, cause i liked it alot. i wish PC was like this.

bleah says:
eat too much orange u will turn orange

bleah says:
my butt got pimple

bleah says:
pain sia

Masochist. says:
HAHAHAHHA
parthibann...

Thursday, February 08, 2007

not in th best of moods

well, im not in the best of moods. people, you can me bitchy if you want today but i havent exactly been seeing the finer side of life even though there is a new optimistic me. life always throws you hurdles, and its your job to keep them from coming. but what if you'd screwed up major, and all you get is hurdles thrown at you? no miracle, all thorns no roses, all rotten tomatoes.


i am sick and tired of people looking at me like im trying to play victim. well guess what, i am obviously not. just when i've learnt to live my life and just step over these hurdles, ignoring them, you people come up with another excuse to pick on me. IVE raised the white flag long ago, to leave me be. but you see, humans dont care. in this case, dont come and tell me things if you are not obliged to. and if you do tell me things. dont let me be secretkeeper. i dont expect myself,nor you to let me be.


oh well, im not in a mood to trash anyone or anything anymore. cause im feeling way too emo to bother. if i continue expressing these opinions, i'll probably be labelled attention seeking, or rather, fake. if you knew me well enough, you'd know that this is as real as it can get. you dont want me to pour it all out, neither do you want me to keep it in. its a real bother livng up to people's expctations. thats why i surrender. im going to lead my life just the way i like it, you DONT KACHAO ME. OR I'LL CASTRATE YOU.

http://ch5.mediacorptv.com/imagegallery/pictures/15524/.html

HOTTT. on a lighter note.


oh well, tmr is friday. i wish all of you the best you guys. ALL GO RJC! teeheehee.
5things im most afraid of?


1) Insects

they creep the fuck outta me. seriously. i hate bugs. they're REALLY buggy. and gross. recently, beatty is infested with unknown flies, smaller, microscopic sized, and they swarm around in packs and never travel in groups which contain less than 50 other flies. they like to fly over your hair, and they creep the hell out of you. my classmates were trying to kill thm my slamming they're books shut on the cluster of flies, but the flies were just too speedy to get caught. however, yuan hong managed to kill 7 of them, but now his book pages have go dead microscopi flies all over them.

2) Major Exams, like your olevls?

yea, everyone has that. as a kid, this is probably the worst fear, failing psle, O's. well, most of them should be afraid, those who arnt, go gt a life. i honestly dont understand how ppl are like,thinking that o levels so far away, and how pple dont seem to sympathise with overstressed sec 4 kids, and how they laugh and kids who are studying mosta the time. but they are the ones who get the panic attacks, anxiety attacks during the o levels. sigh, i better start worsipping TYS, like MR CHAN says, being seen out wth your TYS or being seen doing TYS at town is the new IN thing.

3)Death

i dont wanna die early, but i wanna die before my parents do. you'd know why soon.

4) Loss of Loved ones.

im an only child, and yes, i've been pampered, buti've not ben lacking love, and im capable of loving my parents. im not like a spoilt kid, i care alot about my family. husband will come second compared to my parents. my parents have been there through ups and downs, and without realising it, they're the ones i can count on all the time. and losing them would mean losing my closest companionship, without them i'd honestly be lost.

5) Sex

Its self explanatory.



gotta run. adrian pang speaks good english. and there's an accent. =]

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

dear mr creative

Dear Mr Zen Neonn,

this is a personal appeal to you. PLEASE WORK. i've been giving you the luxory treatment these two months and you still refuse to work. at least give me my other 637 songs back, i dont have back up. IT WASNT MY FAULT, stupid auntie had to do this to me and you. i'm solely relying on my Motorazr, but its not as efficient, sexy, hot, handsome, durable, did i say sexy? oh and awesome as you. (plus the memory sucks) its really not awesome to listen to musc without you. you've been my baby for so friggin long, you cant expect me to get over this so soon. SO PLEASEEE, WORK. if not.... i'll send you to your doom. (service centre)



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pfft, im so lame lah can. SO yes, THERE's EV this friday. i get to miss physics spa and tamil. but i'm positive that this EV is not going to be beneficial to me whtsoever, i have no idea why i got chosen, and i dont want to do this but i have to cause im not given an option. sigh. so much cool stuff going on these days. new exco interviews, chinese new year, o level results. mann....can life get anymore exciting.?-.-.-.--.-.-.-.-

well, i've ot a physics test on thursday, i swallowed my electrostatic notes and nearly died doing my ten year series on electrostatics. I am quite biased. my test is on magnetism, electrostatics and sound, but elctrostatics is so fun, i dont even wanna look at the other two. oh well, will be off to study my other two subs later.

okay, about this friday. i have these things going on after school.
1) Date with jean at LJS
2) O Level results
3) Clarence's results at SJI.

all at 2.30
HOW?

maybe i should just go home and sleep. ohh. -.-

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i heard harry potter's being published on january 21st. release date?

oh, can anyone tell me what ghost tunnel is about? i hear its a good show but no one tells me the plot. say i should go see it myself. im not a ghost flick fan (sounds funny) but sometimes these movies do surprise you.

i wonder why japanese ghost flicks have names like THE GHOST, THE GRUDGE, THE PHONE, THE GIRL, THE HAIR. okay some of them are fictious but they always have "the" in the front. why ah? i remember, i caught the three most ridiculous ghost movies in GV. the first was in P5, the park, with chiat yi, alison, joleen, jiayu, jasmine and elizabeth. WAHLAO. not scary, and then we had to put on these 3D glasses for some spooky effect, all i saw was some red and green light coming out from some flask, so could the others. and when you remove the specs, the light could still be seen. we wasted 2 bucks on the specs lahh. well, it was funny for elizabeth tho. i didnt think it was funny.

the second one was the DARK. some movie about a girl and some sheep. the movie ended with the whole theatre going,"HUH?" yarp, knowing that not only me, sam, robelle, minshing,pravin and weizhi were clueless, we were happy at the end of the day for wasting ten bucks each over a movie that had no plot, even if it did we couldnt understand. and the movie's in english.

the third was the grudge two. the ending was, everyone dies, the grudge can never be stopped. yap. explains doesnt it.


ghost movies are overrated. but if ghost tunnel is good, then i wouldnt mind watching it with ulfred and isabel. THIS FRIDAY. that adds one more thing to my list. BAH!

Monday, February 05, 2007

df

okay. kenneth wants a requote lah.


Kenneth: I think 99% of the female population would commit suicide if i told them i was gay.

OKay, so he is not gay.

http://www.friendster.com/25605773, joey isabella cheong, and clarence nathenial cheong, if you still are wondering, this is reason why i puked a little in my mouth just now. HAPPY? gross

beattyians, you wont get it, so dont bother asking.

and i repeat. KENNETH IS NOT GAY, ITS JUST ON OF HIS CASANOVA TRICKS TO GET 99% OF THE FEMALE POPULATION TO LOVE HIM SEINCE HE'D TURN GAY ANY MINUTE, OR THEY COULD COMMIT SUICIDE ANY MINUTE. SUPPOSEDLY,IT WORKS.

the brighter side

i am starting to feel the perks of being indian. bollywood movies are really awesome man. cheesy, corny, whatever you call it, but they are GOOD. even ashok agrees. (ashok nods) only parthiban disagrees. he thinks tamil movies are better. pfft. parthiban watches X 189282747 more movies than me and ashok watch put together, such an avid fan. =]

oh, and then there are the perks of being religious. i bet the chinese dont get to do stuff like thaipusam, thats why this year i saw so many chinese people taking part lahh. (eg: aaron) thaipusam is fun. =]

hmm, dont you just hate sunday evenings? you've just had the whole day to yourself, its been great and all, then you remember that there's school the next day and it ruins the rest of the night... yeap, it really sucks doesnt it. well,the release date has been confirmed, the o levl results will be out this friday. hmm, i wonder how those involved are feeling? of course, there are the few who cant wait, cause they knew they aced it, while there are the other who are still wondering if the teacher marking would have given him or her sympathy marks since he or she didnt complete a source based question for social studies worth 40 marks, and then the handful who knew they aced the written papers but forgot to add barium chloride to the FA1 solution during their chemistry practical. whatever it is, the anticipation comes to an end this friday, and i fortunately, will get to witness this really cool shit. i cant wait.


hmm, i wonder if i'd do well. honestly, im startin to feel a little guilty, especiallywhen you have freidns like widya, who is by the way, always studying when i see her. or stressing about some monitor issue. i dont whther she's doing it on purpose but its definately having an effect on me..im feeling guilty for not revising. not studing as much as my classmates. even kenneth seems smarter (he played pool today,pfft.) oh well. one month past faster than the usual blink of an eye, o levels is gona be here anytime soon, and i seem to be doing nothing about t, what am i still doing here??!! go study aish!

hmm, to aslam, ashok, previous exco, all the others, happy real graduation. good luck.

hmm, i got on the bus today, and i saw a couple heavily engaged in P>D>A. fucking gross. did i tell you how i intend to spend my valentines day? oh simple, at HOME. i dont see the point of valentines day at all, dont need anyone to explain to me. lol, maybe 2 years from now i may be celebrating this shitfest, but seriously, why on this one day you make sure you emphasise on the love that you have for your partner, what happens to the rest of the days? sometimes i really wish life were like kenneth, who thinks 99% of the female population would commit suicide if they knew he were gay.

i did digress, so back to PDA. anyone for PDA? please tag.
i think its....gross. but its better doing it in public, cause at secluded places, one thing leads to aother, you end up finding yourself pregnant, looking dwn the 13th storey of a changi street 57 flat, ready to end two lives. (okay,exagerration much) but its still gross. so how? touch or not to touch?


hmm. im gonna watch tv now, and think about better stuff to blog about. i need to go out, im lacking things.

Friday, February 02, 2007

lol







VS







haha. i prefer the first. because im a girly girl.