britney issues.

HAHAHA. i've honestly been waiting for this day to arrive.britney spears shaving her head. pfft, i know im not below this to actually blog about her but oh well, i have nothing better to do. it took a male for her to realise that she has issues. -.- ohh hail kevin federline, at least you pointed it out that she needs help.

but once again, she proves me RIGHT , for britney is a coward in my opinion. three attempts to enter rehab, bashing kFed's car , well at least attempting to before giving up, and i dont think she's even bothering to sue the idiot who claims to have her hair and have it sold for kaching #%^$#^$ $$$$$$$$$$$$. pfft, hopefully she'll get help from madonna and they'd both get married and convert to become judist or something. but you gotta give it to britney, she never fails to grab your attention.

britney is like anna kournikova. anna kournikova is famous for being famous. she's known as a tennis player, but she cant play tennis. so is britney, she's famous for her amazing stunts and jabs at ruining her own life, plotting her own demise, digging her own grave or what not. she's famous for the attention she creates not for her oh so amazing power chords, vocals.

my heart goes out to you britney. hopefully you'll get it right the next time. i hear justin timberlake's available. why not go back to the one thing that started right for you.? pfft. and i thought i had issues. dont worry. im not gonna shave my head.

look at her those days, she looks positevely radiant when she's around my idol. SEE? britney, you shd really take it from christina. =]

i feel some gas coming. hold up.

HAHAHAHAHA.

ya big lump of lard. get your life back on track! (ps: this just in. britney attempts suicide!)