Egg Lover

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

emo blog.

THE STREETS LYRICS
Fit But You Know It
See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.
But theres just one little thing that really really,
Really really annoying me about you you see,
Yeah yeah like i said you are really fit
But my gosh don't you just know it
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it
So when i looked at you standing there with your hoard,
I was waiting in the que looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When i noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction
Your eyes locked onto my course
I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order,
Which cost me my place in the queue i waited for YEAH
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like toI think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it
Whoa! Leave it outAre you smoking something?
Leave it Out
Mike just leave it just leave it
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishmentS'
not worth it mike, just leave it
Dont Touch Me, S'not Worth It
Dont Touch Me, D, Look Im Alright Dont Touch me
For a while there i was thinkin - yeah but what if?
Picturin' myself pullin with bare white hot wit
Snarin you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it i swear you didnt tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clockin onto you too yeah i had to admit
That yeah yeah you are fit,
And yeah i do want it,
But i stop sharkin' for a minute to get chips and drinks
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like toI think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it
Oy, just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
I was like nah, even though you look grand
But you look sharp there smilin hard suggesting and
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin tan
But i admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
You walked towards my path but just brushed right past
And into the arms of that white shirted man
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it
Oh what do i give .. i've got a girlfirend anyway
(whoa, we've all had a drink mate)
We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play
I got this stella i bombed from that last cafe
This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay
I did fancy you a bit though yeah i must say
I would rather i hadnt mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stopping play
On otherwise a total result of a holiday
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it
funny balls. im supposedly at camp, well, im visiting someon. will be going back soon. just felt like listening to the streets. i cant help but laugh whenever this song's on. ITS ON REPEAT. lol.
ok, im not emo. PLEASE do not call me EMO. i do not wallow in self pity, pretend im depressed, go around wearing eyeliner, painting my nails black. i doubt these blokes do know what real EMO means. DAWWWGGG. hahaha. i do not listen to music thats emo, just because its cool, or because everyone is doing it. I HAVE A LIFE. my own one for that matter. emo fakes, eat this.
this post, was random. i just saw a "emo" at the corridor of his deathbed. so i decided,hey, why not make fun of that clown. i doubt he has a clue anyway. even if he does, i dont have tagboard,sorry dawg, today's not you day to trash me. i have this twisted idea that someone is secretly reading my blog. if its viewing pleasure, please tell me. i should blog about my oh so fabulous life, who knows. there might be another brown in the making.
(erm hello, reality check aish. your life is the duddest, you have no material,no one knows about this blog, and yes. i doubt you can make politically incorrect/correct statements without making a fool out of yourself. you dont have your own tv show, and you're no bimbo.)
if you think this is a dig at xiaxue, its not. i do enjoy reading her posts.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

potter,tunstall, allen and me. we're all one big family.

WARNING! PHOTO INFECTED BLOG POST. I AM LOST FOR WORDS DUE TO MY EXCITEMENT CAUSED BY THE UPCOMING BOOK, AND MOVIE OF HARRY POTTER, BOTH DUE 2007.

MOVIE RELEASE: JULY 13th


BOOK RELEASE: UNKNOWN.

check this out. i cant wait for july 13th.



Wow, antagonist featued in the poster, and its damn alluring. I AM HIGHHHH. eat this jo.

This is what Luna Lovegood looks like, Evanna Lynch i think her name is. something like that lahh. OHMYGOD, the quibbler girl. i am sooo excited... i have been witholding this fo two months now, i decided to let it out on the blog. I AM HYPERRR!

The Clown of the century, umbridge. GROSS. played by Imelda Staunton. Umbridge was an important character, someone who serves as more than just comic relief in the book, hopefully imelda staunton will do umbridge proud.


OHMYGOODD. GINNY AND THE TWINSSSS. so hott. freaking.



dan with his loser haircut, does him no justice. i am not going to put up his onscreen kiss with cho, its just gonna spoil anything. im sure you can find it on google. WEEE. feel soo good. anyway there are some pictures i'd like to show you some pictures of KT TUNSTALL. remember how i said i liked her photos, check it out.


THATS her album cover, like wth. her outfit, look at it dawg, SO FETCH.



OHMYGOD. HER CHEEKS. THIS IS GENIUS. so raw, so... amazing. i am lesbiaan, i just love the motion displayed. i told you she wasnt any unconventional beauty, BUT LOOK, she has this LOOK. There's this one more picture ive been wanting to upload, but stupid blogge is crazy, i'll save it for another day. if you see it, you'll be astounded. ITS THAT PREEETTTYYY.alright, guess what. i'm all out of pictures, and words. didnt see that coming did you? so lemme do some advertising.


This is Lily Allen- you might have heard of her. Her music is great. Mainstream, sadly. But she started out at Myspace. so guess what, she does make good music. Some Familiar songs might be Smile, and LND. they have a very British FanFare sound. ask me if you want to have a listen. OKAY? I reccomend the song Everything's Just Wonderful. the lyrics are crazy,

okay anyway, sukma gave me the idea of talking about the retards in my life, the retarding factors, so on. okayy.

the first person who's most retarded in my life is me. this part is the only part whee i can state facts to back up the previous statements. so i've decided to list out some random facts about me, that makes me really crappy sometimes. check this out. these are my horrible inabilities. ive decided to sidetrack and talk about me, instead of the retards in my life. this goes to show that, yes, i am quite obsessed with myself. and in case you didnt realise, i was COMPLETLY kidding with the previous statement, the only person im obsessed with is johnny depp. oh no. there's more. chad michael murray too. hugh jackman. hilarie burton. oliver goodwill. haiya, the list goes on. here's my list of inabilities.



- I do not know how to cook maggi mee on a mess tin during field cooking.



- Hate cooking, i am afraid of the stove, i would make the worst housewife.

- i dont noe the difference between naval,navel. this nearly caused me my english genius title on okcupid.com. ok, if you dont know what im talking about, skip it. only liz knows cause i asked her what the answer is. anyway...moving on.

- i like mandy moore's only hope. remember, a walk to remember? haha. sounded funny. anyway, im not ashamed. this is actually the only song of mandy moore's that i like.

- my mum still puts on my socks and shoes for me.

- i have a weakness for pokemon

finally, - my mum still feeds me sometimes. SOMETIMES OKAYY?

wow, im obsessed with long photo infested blog posts, thats why i enter so much on my keyboard i guess. HAHAAH. shi xiong, i want my futuresex/lovesounds CD back OKAY? sometime soon? toodles!

ps: didnt i tell you this was going to be a surprise for me? well it was. i experimented with colours too. and never did i think i would share somehing about myself, embaressing rather.

girls.

alright, if you're wondering, the video its KT.tunstall. its not me to listen to that kind of music, but there's something about her music that got me hooked. check this out, she does great photoshoots. She aint no unconventional beauty though. =]



ok, here are some personality quizzes i took online yesterday since i was bored. check it out.

WHAT CHARACTER AM I?

Hippie
You are 0% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

hahahaha, check me out in the near future.




HAHAHA. sorry guys, the css codes were screwed up, so its a little messy

HOW FUCKABLE AM I? WAHAHA

You are 41% fuckable!
Ok, so you can attract a few people. But, don't get too cocky. I said a few! Not many people have erotic thoughts about you. Perhaps it's because you're too hard-to-get. Ya know, have high standards and live in a fantasy of everything being perfect and grand. Well, it's not that way, sweetie! Perhaps it's because you're too shy. Ya know, shy can be cute, but it can also be annoying. If you're always nervous and insecure, it's hard to see you as much else. Be bold! Be sexy!

this is so kinky, i decided try it. well, its alright?

WHAT ARE MY TRAITS?

Adventurers are energetic, lively, and optimistic. They want to contribute to the world.

How to Get Along with Me :

Give me companionship, affection, and freedom.
Engage with me in stimulating conversation and laughter.
Appreciate my grand visions and listen to my stories.
Don't try to change my style. Accept me the way I am.
Be responsible for youself. I dislike clingy or needy people.
Don't tell me what to do.


What I Like About Being a Seven :

being optimistic and not letting life's troubles get me down
being spontaneous and free-spirited
being outspoken and outrageous. It's part of the fun.
being generous and trying to make the world a better place
having the guts to take risks and to try exciting adventures
having such varied interests and abilities


What's Hard About Being a Seven :

not having enough time to do all the things I want
not completing things I start
not being able to profit from the benefits that come from specializing; not making a commitment to a career
having a tendency to be ungrounded; getting lost in plans or fantasies
feeling confined when I'm in a one-to-one relationship

Sevens as Children Often :


are action oriented and adventuresome
drum up excitement
prefer being with other children to being alone
finesse their way around adults
dream of the freedom they'll have when they grow up

Sevens as Parents :


are often enthusiastic and generous
want their children to be exposed to many adventures in life
may be too busy with their own activities to be attentive

WHAT TYPE OF LOVER AM I?

The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Your exact opposite:Genghis Khunt ,Random Brutal Sex Master. Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth CONSIDER: The Loverboy Test: The 32-Type Dating Test


awesome. and as promised, there is a surprise later.

Friday, November 24, 2006

lovestoned

guess what? huda's skin isnt working. and i was so proud that i get to use my friend's skin. WEEE. now, its a dud. i promise myself to use huda's blogskins one day. trust me they are amazing.

im a new fan, of deviantart.com.
thats
www.deviantart.com
and im back from camp. i was watching mtv today, and "fergerlicious",beat "hurt" in enetering the charts.thats fergie beating christina aguilera. thats nonsensical beating meaningful. ohwell, i do like both songs. i know utt's not happy, utt's a fan of christina aguilera just like i am. and GUESS WHAT.utt's got a new haircut. isnt that awesommmmeee???

lols. anywayy, camp was better than i thought, im off to camp on tuseday again. hopefully everything will be much better then. what should i ramble about.???hmm.


alright,im extremly bored. i havent eaten lunch, because..
awardwinning reason: because im too lazy. the t.v is on, nothing is good. im on the computer. listening to old rock records like velvet underground and van halen. now i just switched to the killers. im so freaking bored, and i have no material to blog on. ARGH, this is way frustrating.

i wanna catch casino royale, i heard from ashok that its AWESOME. and vang said that too. hopefully michael hasnt caught it yet, he was rambling the other day about how bored he was, and how he wanted to catch casino royale. maybewe could go together, i'd treat him for his birthday a week back,yay.

he;s not online, damn it. i cant wait for tmr, its huda's open house. YES. i'd be off to the temple in the morning, will be going after that. YES.

i also wanna watch happy feet. robin williams. is funny like hell. now im listening to the cure. hahaaha.
alright, someone please tell me what to blog on. i should go out more, that way i can talk about more things on my blog.

please, i am not going to describe the camp, it was too eventful and memorable to blog about. and my hands will be burnt by then. okayy.

I LOVE ONE TREE HILL. hahaha. i sound like a typical teen, i cant help it.

at least i have good taste in music, i cant die without regret now.

nono. i cant. i have way to many things to accomplished. i havent met chad michael murray, shook hands with sophia, kicked kenzie delton, hugged hilarie burton and shoot hoops with James. and i definately havent had sex with johnny depp. so its too early to die. hahaha.

my horoscope says that i'll get married to a rich guy, NON INDIAN, at 25. and i'll study till 25. PHD LEH. lol. this is what happens when i have nothing to talk about, i start talking crap. but what i said above was all true.

haha. alright, i need to lift my lazy bum off the chair, and go get something to eat befoe i die of ....

nvm.

see ya on the otherside, the recored just changed to death cab for cutie. WEEEE>

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

ohmygod.



ohmygod. thanks to widya i cant stop saying ohmygod.
off to camp in 7 hours. the joy. i seemed to have lost my blogging mojo. most of the time it just hits me and i start rambling away. im off to bed soon. you see, i cant wait for camp. its gonna be so amazing. so i need to hit the sheets early because im so gonna be looking forward it. do i sound sarcastic? if i do, dont correct me.

im gulping water by the bottle.
is it me or is it all of a sudden people are taking notice of oliver goodwill? well these mainstream noobs really have it going on havent they? they go watch mtv. they dont notice the guy. severel weeks later when the song is a hit,you see all teenage girls rambling about him. talk about me being a mainstream noob. however, the new evanescence video is not where ive seen him before.it was some tv show. he was an extra i think. id remember those eyes anywherre. i remember the day i saw the video, i was like.ohmygod. THATS HIM. hahahah.

anyway, im trying to keep my english simple, yet sophisticated, does it sound good. i doubt so.

i love entering. thats the best part of my keyboard.
i could enter all dayyyyy.

haha. yes, i have noticed that hugh jackman is hot. after watching swordfish the other day, i got goosbumps. he is DREAMY.you'll see what i mean. i think i'll sign off here. hopefully i'll survive in time for huda's party on saturday. AND YES. i am going. its awesome. btw, this skin is huda's. im a huge fan. i'll rate soon, and comment. dont worry huda. i doubt you'll find my blog anyway. i havent told anyone about it. unless someone stumbles upon it. or if my blog has become so famous that everyone here's about it through word of mouth. that's unduly, since ive only got five posts, which arent the least bit interesting. damn i just wasted five lines. blogging , sigh. something i was good at. IM LOSING MY TOUCH. trust me, johnny hotter though. ohwell. i'll see you on the other side.

evidence numero uno






evidence numero dos(dunno

how to spell., correct me. uno,dos, thres?)


now thats hot. im not doing a paris hilton.

lovestoned- j.t

im sorry. i love rock, but im into j.t

and wind it up.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

lolol

good god i havent blogged in seven days. guess im that busy huh? my computer crashed recently. i fixed the hardrive in all by myself. the satisfaction and thrill i had when i saw the computer working wonders was like no kind i ever felt before, it was that amazing. like a baby was being born, like a miracle was happening. okay, maybe im over exaggerating.

anyway, these past few days have been crazy. dance dance dance. movie movie movie. gosh, im so cash strapped you wouldnt believe it. i hate to even look at my wallet. having spent all my extra money on shopping, now i have to rely on my non existant mos burger job(lazy to go sign up) for extra cash. and dont ask me about deepavali money, i am already frustrated enough that i still have not rasied enough money for my creative m vision. i can hear jojo going, its all self control. i cant help it that i spend like money like water.

and yes, i'd like to officially say that i am now a committed member of "the no life stay home teen" club. since i am broke and there are no movies to watch (casino royale's a bitch) i have decided to watch tree hill at home all day till my eye battery runs flat. and i dont mind watching these episodes over and over since there's so much eye candy. antwon tanner is liking me. lols

i am gonna keep this blog under tight wraps. it feels great being a teen. and guess what, ive gotten over the fact that i dont have a best friend. im only 15. i still have around 60 more years. (life expectancy here is around 75) to find my best friend. and in secondary school, people only have time to handle their own problems to help others, i ve come to realise you can never really count on someone to help you with your problems. ultimately, you're on your own. so, yes. people only have time for their own problems, and to brooke themselves. teeheehee i love saying that.


so till the havocs over, im gonna have to count on prison break to keep me going. and yes, i am going to miss next week's episode cuz of camp. some skank faces i gotta see. oh well. wentworth miller, dont worry. i'll get the dvd.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

long way to go

the past week's been CRAZY. buhaha.
well, since the holidays came, all i did was go to school, and STUDY. yes, no life eh?
anyway, the torment is finally over, i dont have to go to school to study. i can stay home LUH. yes, HOORAH!
i've been AMATH-ing for two weeks now, hopefully i'd pro before reassessment. oh the sound of reassessment kills me. WHY DID I HAVE TO SLEEP DURING THE AMATH PAPER.???!!!
!@#$%^!@#$%^
i do not know what the following meant, it was random. i don think it meant anything. i told myself NOT TO SWEAR. hehehe.
well, on monday and on today, wati and i went to the ARCADE. yesterday we met wei zhi there who was zombied over that crazy game. i lost to wati on the motorbike game yesterday, but i won her in para para and daytona. but today, i found out that my bike (yesterday)had some problem when we switched bikes(today). so i could have won her today too.
CHILD.
hahaha, i was born a gamer, i was close to beating wei zhi in daytona, but i crashed last minute. damn, but it is an honour anywooo.
im rather hyper today, i dont know why. scratch what i said about not letting anyone see my blog. i dont think i really care.
wah, britney so fat luh. buhahaha.
i'm listening to bobby brown's song, the britney remake. i forgot the title. oh well.

gotta go now. need to go find a way to catch season 4 of tree hill. see ya later

(did you know that Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson was the first video to air on MTV by a black artist?)

michael is genius.