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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

lady, hear me tonight.

Listening to: Mojo, Lady (hear me tonight)

i am listening to sucha happy song. -.-

boo. so recently someone told me that my seat is almost confirmed on the plane to new zealand. im not that enthusiastic about going anymore, the people going are -.- .

hopefully after this trip i can safely say, i have seen everything, so i cant wait to fucking graduate. the field trip to another country was the last on the agenda before graduation so yea. once this is over, i have no regrets and GOODBYE BEATTY.

hmm, i shall blog at the end of the week, loadsa thoughts, and a very exhausted blogger.

Monday, March 26, 2007

okgo-a million ways (SGSS)

walao, i cannot get enouh of this. min shing you RAWK.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

What's Eating Gilbert Grape .

"A spacecraft orbiting Mars has scanned huge deposits of water ice at its south pole so plentiful they would blanket the planet in 36 feet of water if they were liquid, scientists said on Thursday." - Yahoo NEWS.

WTF!!!! okay, more.

"Life as we know it requires water and, in fact, at least transient liquid water for cells to survive and reproduce. So if we are expecting to find existing life on Mars we need to go to a location where water is available," Plaut said.

"So the polar regions are naturally a target because we certainly know that there's plenty of H2O there."

Some of the new information even hints at the possible existence of a thin layer of liquid water at the base of the deposits.

But while images taken by NASA's Mars Global Surveyor spacecraft made public in December suggested the presence of a small amount of liquid water on the surface, researchers are baffled about the fate of most of the water. The polar deposits contain most of the known water on Mars." - Also from Yahoo news.

okay, cool. so now there is ...

a) possible cousins in Mars.
b) possible existance of life in mars
c) lots of water in Mars

And here we thought the only planet that experiences global warming was earth. hmm, martians in Mars, im already feeling excitement. could it be possible, do aliens exist?! 100 years down the road will our great grand kids/grandkids get to go on cultual exchange programmes to Mars?! We wont need to loan water from Malaysia now, We've got MARS. ok -_- .

hmm, If Mars becomes a Planet where life can sustain, will we migrate there? it would certainly be cool though. " I'm from PLanet Mars, and come in Peace. NAN0-NAN0." (cool) I think i've been watching too much star trek lately. nyeheheh. or maybe when it rains in Mars we all get Super Powers like Tom Welling in Smallville. Or when the its the solar eclipse we all get super powers like in Heroes.(shows my addiction)

i've been thinking alot about life in the future. Its kinda cool. Although i do hope what i pictured is the future. and this whole Mars thing certainly helps. nxt time when we're all puzzled on where to go for a vacation..."hey, lets take a trip down to MARS. It'll only take us 19378927389723 days."i think that in the future, there would be genetically perfect babies, with superhuman abilities. an example of how they would look like?



okay. i am bored. and this was entirely lame, utterly stupid, but at least you got some eye candy. not enough? go see today's life paper.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

roach coach


why we all love kenneth.
to the cockroach. i salute you if you're still out there living. if you cock up the drainage pipes, i swear you will die a painful death.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

mother tongue horrors.

3 hours mt. die.

Monday, March 12, 2007

gangbang

Inspired By Mr Boo's talk on acts of gangsterism (the toilet and tarnishing school image issues)...
(future beattyian? nah)
MS 13
Mara Salvatrucha is a large gang involved in criminal activities throughout Central and North America. The gang's name is commonly abbreviated as MS-13, Mara, MS, and is composed of mostly Mexicans, Salvadorans, Nicaraguans, Hondurans, and Guatemalans. The MS-13 gang has cliques, or factions, located throughout United States, El Salvador, parts of Central America, and in some other parts of the world.[1]
Membership is believed to total over 100,000 worldwide.
[2] MS-13 criminal activities include drug smuggling and sales, black market gun sales, human trafficking, assassinations for hire, theft, and assaults on law enforcement officials.[3] Their activities have caught the eye of the FBI, who in September 2005 initiated wide-scale raids against suspected gang members, netting 650 arrests across the country.[4]
Former gang member
Brenda Paz said that MS-13 is well structured, with multiple leaders, and that the gang's goal was to become the top gang in the United States.[4]

wahlao, and i thought singapore gangs were terror. honestly, go wiki this gang. its crazy. i was just watching oprah a few minutes ago. this guy( not guy above), he was eight when he first joined, and at 9 he had shot someone, walked away from the scene cause MS 13 members never run. WTFFF.
this is really scary, if MS13 ever spread to singapore, it would be worst than terrorism. go check it out, its freaky.



BLOODS
(thats the bloods' gang symbol)
The Bloods are one of the Los Angeles, California street gangs. They are identified by the red color worn by their members, and their gang symbol is the word "blood" spelled out with their hands. The Bloods are made up out of various sub-groups known as "sets" or "tres" (trays) between which significant differences exist such as colors, clothing, and operations. Since their formation the Blood gangs have branched out throughout the United States, and even have even influenced youth groups using the same name in Europe.[1][2]


CRIPS (snoop dogg was a part of this gang/is a part of this gang/not clear)

(that's raymond washington, the tow kay of crips)

The Crips, originating in Los Angeles, California, are one of the oldest, largest, and most notorious gangs in the United States. They have been involved in murders, robberies and drug dealing in the Los Angeles area. The Crips are mostly identified by the blue color worn by their members. What was once a single gang is now a loose network of "franchises" around the United States. The gang primarily (but not exclusively) comprises African Americans. The Crips have an intense rivalry with the Bloods and are also known to feud with Chicano gangs.



whoa, gangs in the U.S seem like they really are Gangs, gangs in singapore however, i'm not so sure. i know some gangs have their own techno theme song, and they're basically loan sharks, or have their own territory (void decks) and if you look at them , they think you're staring at you, they'd bring a fight and they'd mark you down. but mosta them are usually teens. like some beattyians are gang members, like take parthi for example. he belongs to the facial hair gang (ok i dont know any beattyian who belongs to a real gang, but i know there are beattyians who belong to gangs) what are gangs in singapore really? a form of protection? entertainment?


i went to google gangs in singapore, and here are some of the funny responses i found.


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-they sell pirated vcd/dvds,they fight,they act like landlord but when they see police they run.mainly kids.some adult gangsters who make use of the kids.sniff glue, take drugs.try to follow fashion but always a disaster.hang out in arcade, coffeeshops, void decks.


-Gangs are mainly made of of little teenagers (the soldiers) creating a mess of themselves and their surroundings everywhere.The real gansters, (the elders) the had been suppressed by the police since the early 1980's and are allowed to operate their trade like trade, gambling and prostitution within reasonalbe limits set by the police in exchange for instant information.Where else in the world can a murderer or a robber be caought within 36 hours hours from time of crime?


-they bully ppl (WAHAHAHAHAHAA)


-they r commiting robberies burglaries everywhere (ok, i havent heard of one)


-BEWARE CHINESE GANGSTERS CHINESE GANGSTERS CHINESE GANGSTERS FROM SINGAPORE from singapore from singapore INFORM YOUR POLICE POLICE POLICE POLICE POLICE POLICE POLICE FORCE ( this guy super over enthusiastic, maybe he is a chinese gangster, trying to make himself seem all dangerous)


-many chinese renovation contracters r gangsters chinese gangsters


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interesting, i googled further and i saw the header "dealing with monkey gangs in singapore", nd i thought maybe this was the answer, and this is what i found.



Gangs of long-tailed macaque monkeys have been causing havoc in housing estates bordering nature reserves; stealing food and brawling on the streets.With monitor lizards, snakes, and bats prowling their parks, residents of tropical Singapore are no strangers to the occasional animal ambush.
But it's not the iguanas or squirrels that have locals up in arms – it's the monkeys.
Gangs of long-tailed macaque monkeys have been causing havoc in housing estates bordering nature reserves; stealing food and brawling on the streets.
"They roam the estate in groups of up to 20, rampaging the estate and turning over dustbins," one irate local wrote to the national paper in October.
"They enter the house, open cupboards, steal food and soil the premises".



seems alot like our singaporean gangsters eh?

Saturday, March 10, 2007

zany zany hot indo






there. now i have. isabel. there's the zany side of her. yet, i love her much=]

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

stuck




knn. this thing so fucking diff.
http://laser.narr.as/ i will worship you if you get past level 22. im stuck.


Monday, March 05, 2007

hmm.

NYEH. today was mundane. really mundane. like freaky shitfuck mundane, the day could not have been any normal-er. too normal in fact. something is fishy....


BUAHAHA. i am so paranoid. sometimes i think im too paranoid, when i see people that look like potential harm i think i could beat road runner at a race around the world without my heart missing a beat. honestly, if i see...hmm... lets say ah pek near yishun GV cineplex (there are millions there, this is hardcore proof that singapore has an ageing population), i'd grab whoever is with me at that time and detour, just to avoid anything nasty. even if they wouldnt do anything i just dont wanna risk it, you know? maybe sometimes im too sensetive, paranoid, irritable, you name it. jo alwas says im crazy. i especially hate going to all the little towns in lion city, like geylang, little india and chinatown because those places are flocked with foreigners who, like i have mentioned before in previous blog entries, look at you like if they look harder, they're miraculously going to get a superpower like spontaneous regeneration or X-ray vision. pfft. burn in hell you people with no honourable intentions.

back to my paranoia problem. i also think the people around me are going to die soon and its my responsibility to stop them from dying. even though the answer to this problem is

RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FACE

i refuse to take "dont excessively worry" for an answer as i tend to take the whole world's weight on my shoulders. maybe thats my problem i care too much about the people i love. i should know that i am no superhero, i cant stop destiny(whoa that sounded really cool)although giving advice to myself seems a little too.......... but i dont take my own advice so moving on.....


i'm also allergic to BGR. i am serous, i dont think its humanely possible but recently i've been rather neurotic when it comes to BGR. especially in trains, my cynical self steps out and inside im thinking different ways to plot the couple's demise (whom are displaying excessive affection, not those couples whom behave with civic consiousness *quote miss fauziah and this morning's assembly*)

DIE YOU PIGS DIE, OR AT LEAST, GET A ROOM.

well, this still doesnt explain why im allergic to BGR maybe its because ive seen the worst out of BGR. let me play out two classic case scenarios that always happen.

1) Friend's girlfriend/boyfriend gets extremely jealous over the fact that she/he is close to a third party.
2) Girl/ Boy (boys are rather the rare species in this case) have one relationship that fails, gets desperate, gets screwed over a million times and never realises that it has gotta stop.

well, i know, i should be looking at the positive side of relationships like:
1) gifts
2) undying love (pfft.)
3)sex
4)marraige
5)babies
6)end of career
7) end of life.

maybe not such a good thing. i cannot help being a materialistic shitfuck, i get orgasms when someone gets little things for me just to show they care. its an exceptionally good feeling and i plan to get married to some rich fuck. =]] sue me for loving money.


this blog entry is the result of the epitome of boredom that i am currently experiencing. after my o levels, i shall go out and then, i shall have more productive blog entries. lalaalalalala. until then, i shall remain a non desperate single and un-jealous girl who has better things to do in life than fall in love and get screwed over.

Friday, March 02, 2007

school random

sigh. nothing to blog about. maybe its because all i've been doing is mugg mugg mugg,watch heroes, mugg. and yes, i've gotten kenneth into the heroes saga, now all he wants to do is FLY.
-.-

but really, sometimes i wish i had super powers.

IF i could have 5 superhuman abilities, what would they be?


Travel through space and time.

now thats an awesome power, being able to correct the mistakes that you cant correct in the present, seeing the future for reassurance, teleporting, whoa. can you imagine the sorta things you could do. you could retake your olevls 10 million times before you get your desired result (thats if there arent any side effects and terms and conditions that come with the power)
imagine, with a snap of fingers you're back to yesterday, or just to re live some of your childhood abilities you back in time,hmm. amazing power aint it. dont talk to me about the cons, im just too contented living in the virtual superhuman world where everything is perfect.

Super asthetic strength.

no need to worry about P.E napha, or even giving birth, people with more strength generally feel lesser pain. i could just hit someone and not worry about what their gonna do to me, cause they are probably gonna be dead by then. muahahahah.


Spontaneous Re-Generation

okay, yes i didnt know what the real word for healing was until i saw heroes. they just used the word "healing" in Charmed. ohwell, healing, pain can go hide now. can you imagine, if you get a cancer in your lungs or something, no need to worry cause you can just regrow one if they take it off. your lifespan may just increase to 200 years. WHOOOOAAAAA.


Invisibility

this will help in certain sticky situations, especially where you dont want to be seen, or you dont want to talk to that someone thats headed your way and its a dead end, or you just did something really extremely embaressing like fart in the middle of a geography test (andy lin i am not scared of you.) this would really help then.


The ability to read people's minds

self explanatory isnt it. you know when people are lying to you, whether their mad at you, whether some guy likes you. i know,its has its own flaws but who cares. living in the superhuman world is so much easier. and brighter.


hmm. mrs clara tan is leaving, now we're all going to be miserable in mr timothy cheng's hands. im counting down the days to when reading time will be reduced to a miserable two minutes. beatty, this is why our english standards are laughable. we dont read enough. even if we can, you disrupt it. unnecessary remarks and talks should be done away with. yes mr boo and mr cheng, we know, BE GOOD. i'll miss you mrs clara tan, you're one of the most important people that made my stay in beatty special. you've made me realise my appreciation for arts and made me understand my future and my strengths. i'll grow up to be a great event planner. =] i'll miss you mrs tan. i wish you well.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

glamorous

this song is AWESOME. check out my old classmate's lunar new year celebration at saint gabs. he's the bald one. and yarp.