school random
sigh. nothing to blog about. maybe its because all i've been doing is mugg mugg mugg,watch heroes, mugg. and yes, i've gotten kenneth into the heroes saga, now all he wants to do is FLY.
-.-
but really, sometimes i wish i had super powers.
IF i could have 5 superhuman abilities, what would they be?
Travel through space and time.
now thats an awesome power, being able to correct the mistakes that you cant correct in the present, seeing the future for reassurance, teleporting, whoa. can you imagine the sorta things you could do. you could retake your olevls 10 million times before you get your desired result (thats if there arent any side effects and terms and conditions that come with the power)
imagine, with a snap of fingers you're back to yesterday, or just to re live some of your childhood abilities you back in time,hmm. amazing power aint it. dont talk to me about the cons, im just too contented living in the virtual superhuman world where everything is perfect.
Super asthetic strength.
no need to worry about P.E napha, or even giving birth, people with more strength generally feel lesser pain. i could just hit someone and not worry about what their gonna do to me, cause they are probably gonna be dead by then. muahahahah.
Spontaneous Re-Generation
okay, yes i didnt know what the real word for healing was until i saw heroes. they just used the word "healing" in Charmed. ohwell, healing, pain can go hide now. can you imagine, if you get a cancer in your lungs or something, no need to worry cause you can just regrow one if they take it off. your lifespan may just increase to 200 years. WHOOOOAAAAA.
Invisibility
this will help in certain sticky situations, especially where you dont want to be seen, or you dont want to talk to that someone thats headed your way and its a dead end, or you just did something really extremely embaressing like fart in the middle of a geography test (andy lin i am not scared of you.) this would really help then.
The ability to read people's minds
self explanatory isnt it. you know when people are lying to you, whether their mad at you, whether some guy likes you. i know,its has its own flaws but who cares. living in the superhuman world is so much easier. and brighter.
hmm. mrs clara tan is leaving, now we're all going to be miserable in mr timothy cheng's hands. im counting down the days to when reading time will be reduced to a miserable two minutes. beatty, this is why our english standards are laughable. we dont read enough. even if we can, you disrupt it. unnecessary remarks and talks should be done away with. yes mr boo and mr cheng, we know, BE GOOD. i'll miss you mrs clara tan, you're one of the most important people that made my stay in beatty special. you've made me realise my appreciation for arts and made me understand my future and my strengths. i'll grow up to be a great event planner. =] i'll miss you mrs tan. i wish you well.
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