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A KICK ASS NORMAL DAY.
IN the morning today, i was being rudely interrupted from sleep by the very inconsiderate neighbours that i have. TRUST ME, i am SOOOOO not used to waking up his early in the morning. With currently, almost nil brain juices flowing, i am trying to figure out what i should blog about today. kicks ass?
alright, let me start by talking about a friend of mine. His name is Kenneth, Kenneth Tong. I love his name. Its so authentically Singaporean, i don't know why. So, My friend Kenneth here, is the most random, crappy, unethical, uncooperative, and anti-everything person i know. If given a chance, he would burn the govt down. Okay maybe not. Well i asked him the question, If given a chance, would you burn the govt down, he said "that sounded so deep". and said i dunno. well, what I'm trying to say is, Kenneth here, tries every way possible to prove that he's right and you are wrong. He comes up with the most ridiculous arguments, and sometimes make you think that he is actually right. =]
the other day, he told me that there was a forum, discussing the ratings of cheap, but good prostitutes available in Singapore. Illegal of course. I didn't know that prostitution was allowed in Singapore. If that brothel actually had a license to conduct such activities, then hey ho, red light zone! To think, that the government would take time to access the situation, come up with terms and conditions to be liable to apply for such licenses. It actually amuses me. When i asked Kenneth If he knew what were the conditions, he said he didn't know, and he would try to find out for me. WEE. tink about it, how would it be like huh?
(btw, i thought prostitution was banned in sg, and i thought if they were found, they were given life imprisonment. geez.)
A rather crappy example:
All prostitutes, must be straight. Any signs of Bisexuality, or Tran sexuality shown will present liability to a fine up to $5000
All activities must approved by the Ministry Of health
Any mistreatment of workers, company will be liable to a fine of up to $300000.
lol, this is all the crap i can come up with. Tell me if you've got more ideas.=]
anyway, here's my last thought about kenneth.
Kenneth's masterpiece is your next top model. that's rani, a clerk from his primary school. did i mention that he's rather creative. MY CLASS MONITOR. =]
well, lets talk about forgiveness.
Is it easy to forgive someone, whom you really really trust, and someone whom you never thought would betray you? well i don't think so. But does it mean you shouldn't forgive that someone? i don't think so either. So who made you the judge of whether or not you can forgive someone or not? This is one of the things that truly amazes me, god can create so much emotion within a human being. And these things are so puzzling that it takes us a lifetime to figure out whats going in on. How i go about making myself into a better person, or how i try to figure things out is pretty much the easy way out. I put myself into the other party's shoes. and yes, it definitely works. =] will continue this another day.
IN the morning today, i was being rudely interrupted from sleep by the very inconsiderate neighbours that i have. TRUST ME, i am SOOOOO not used to waking up his early in the morning. With currently, almost nil brain juices flowing, i am trying to figure out what i should blog about today. kicks ass?
alright, let me start by talking about a friend of mine. His name is Kenneth, Kenneth Tong. I love his name. Its so authentically Singaporean, i don't know why. So, My friend Kenneth here, is the most random, crappy, unethical, uncooperative, and anti-everything person i know. If given a chance, he would burn the govt down. Okay maybe not. Well i asked him the question, If given a chance, would you burn the govt down, he said "that sounded so deep". and said i dunno. well, what I'm trying to say is, Kenneth here, tries every way possible to prove that he's right and you are wrong. He comes up with the most ridiculous arguments, and sometimes make you think that he is actually right. =]
the other day, he told me that there was a forum, discussing the ratings of cheap, but good prostitutes available in Singapore. Illegal of course. I didn't know that prostitution was allowed in Singapore. If that brothel actually had a license to conduct such activities, then hey ho, red light zone! To think, that the government would take time to access the situation, come up with terms and conditions to be liable to apply for such licenses. It actually amuses me. When i asked Kenneth If he knew what were the conditions, he said he didn't know, and he would try to find out for me. WEE. tink about it, how would it be like huh?
(btw, i thought prostitution was banned in sg, and i thought if they were found, they were given life imprisonment. geez.)
A rather crappy example:
All prostitutes, must be straight. Any signs of Bisexuality, or Tran sexuality shown will present liability to a fine up to $5000
All activities must approved by the Ministry Of health
Any mistreatment of workers, company will be liable to a fine of up to $300000.
lol, this is all the crap i can come up with. Tell me if you've got more ideas.=]
anyway, here's my last thought about kenneth.
Kenneth's masterpiece is your next top model. that's rani, a clerk from his primary school. did i mention that he's rather creative. MY CLASS MONITOR. =]
well, lets talk about forgiveness.
Is it easy to forgive someone, whom you really really trust, and someone whom you never thought would betray you? well i don't think so. But does it mean you shouldn't forgive that someone? i don't think so either. So who made you the judge of whether or not you can forgive someone or not? This is one of the things that truly amazes me, god can create so much emotion within a human being. And these things are so puzzling that it takes us a lifetime to figure out whats going in on. How i go about making myself into a better person, or how i try to figure things out is pretty much the easy way out. I put myself into the other party's shoes. and yes, it definitely works. =] will continue this another day.
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