Egg Lover

Monday, April 30, 2007

johnny depp gets read to jump.


OK, WHOMEVER I CALLED TODAY REGARDING THE JOHNNY DEPP BEING ON THE FIRST MAGAZINE. DO NOT FRET. I HAVE PURCHASED A COPY ALL THANKS TO MY BELOVED SAVIOUR ASHOK. I FUCKING LOVE YOU ASHOKKKKK//and i adore the rest for helping and fretting along with me.

so the story goes. tharen(peninsula plaza boy) and i were lunching. we then went to ntuc j8 ad we chanced upon a magazine. FIRST MOVIE MAG HAD A TWO COVER EDITION. ONE WITH ORLANDOBLOOM AND THE OTHER WITH JOHNNY DEPP. they happened to have orlando bloom, so i bought it anyway. so, the search bega. i went round the whle of bishan, but to no avail.i also bought the april version,where they had a johnny depp pirates poster. so, i decided to call some people (kenneth,ashok,afiq,isabel,alan,clarence,nicole,sathish)and finally, after an hour. ashok called and said he found it (isabel said all orlando bloom)so, than you ashok, you made my day.

ok, so Mr Ho left us all on the 28th of April. He is to be missed. Though i've only held a conversation for less then 5 minutes with him, i knew that he was a really nice man, willing to help anyone in need (esp sci) He had a positive outlook to everything i life,something i,and sme others could never understand. He was diagnosed with cancer in the year 2002, it came as a shock to all of us. Mr Ho, i believe you were called upon or a reason. I will miss you very much and the conversation we had, about school premises...i will never forget. I pray that your journey up there will be a peaceful one.
there are some fuckers in our school, who think its funny. they were fooling around with marker pens, some didnt even knw Mr Ho. sometimes i wonder why i am in this barbaric school. i rather forsake education than succumb to such....atrocities.
ANYWAY, MY TOP 15 malessss.


15.Nicholas cage as on ghost rider. I like his chiselled face. not many old people have that.



14.This guy is just british hot. he takes british hotness to a whole new level.
13.hugh jackman since he's on a comic movie. XMEN. I relly dig his woverine-ity. it shows even without the weird hair.



12. Pharrell Williams from N.E.R.D the hottest black rapper around. HE IS HAWTTTT. "cause im your shit"


11. Daniel Radcliffe. The new sex bomb look is really doing some good to the world aint it? no more........plain harry.


10.Dashboard Confessional's lead singer. HE IS HAWTTTTTT to the power of....... and he can sing!


9. JUDE LAW. anyone caught closer?!

10.Tom Felton AKA DRACO MALFOY. isnt he adorable???!!! ITS A TIEEE.


10.WENTWORTH MILLER.Michael from prison break. those eyes. WOWWOWWEEEE.9.hmm, its his eyes lah, and his gay appeal on brokeback moutain.


8.Chris Evans. You know, the human torch on fantastic four!

7.A TIE BETWEEN TWO ROCKERS.Tyson Ritter from All American Rejects. Do i need to explain? moving along....


7. Pete Wentz from fall out boy....yummmm.


6. Christiano Ronaldo, the hottest football player alive in history.


5.mmmm. Asian ayam. lol. did you see him on life today. SEDAP.

4.ohh, and here's george clooneyy. one of the hot old men. he never gets olddd. OCEANS' 13!



3. ITS A TIE BETWEEN TWO ADAMS. Here's Maroon 5's lead. Adam Levine.3. Adam Brody from the OC. CAYOOOOTTT.

2. Josh Hartnett. phewww. HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT X*!&@&*(@*(&@*.1)as you guessed.my number one most hottest man alive, is lord voldemort.

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okay, i am kidding. you already know my number one.










1)JOHN CHRISTOPHER DEPP II





there. all done. you can breathe now. lol

anyay, today was my EL paper. paper one was alright. talkin about the changes in my life in ten years' time. will not elaborate much since i aleaddy did it once. HOWEVER....

the second paper, on mountain climbing. i swear, i have never sat for such a difficult english paper in my life. MS SHAM, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING i sat down, all smiles, ready to take on whatever faced me. i read the passage once, twice, three times. i seriously considered throwing down the towel. i sat there,staring blankly into space, wondering why i was born. i bet the kids in africa dont have face this much pressue. at that very moment, i wish i could trade lives with them. just for tat 1 hr 40 minutes. inferential quetions my backside, how are comprhension skills going to help us in the workforce? knn, screw the english system.

okay, wish me luck. midyears are upon us. so wont be blogging much. till may 15th! tomorrow is spidey day with ulfred and elizabeth!

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