kiwi

who hates kiwi?! kiwi is sour and sweet goodness.refreshes you. ever wondered where kiwi got its name from? even if you havent im gonna tell you. teeheehee.
The fruit gets its name from a marketing strategy, naming it after the kiwi, the national bird of New Zealand, where the fruit was first commercially popularised in 1959 by the New Zealand fruit-and-vegetable export company Turners and Growers; previously it was known as the
Chinese gooseberry,
but due to the Cold War, the Chinese label seemed unfit for popularization of the fruit in Western countries. Growers gradually adopted the name and in 1974 the kiwifruit became the official trade name.
wtf. can you imagine calling the kiwi chinese gooseberry? what are you eating, oh the chinese gooseberry? wahlao, sounds so....goosey. and the chinese also named it unusual fruit, wonder fruit, hairy pear,hairy bush fruit*WTF*, learn to appreciate the kiwi. so WHY should you eat kiwi anyway, instead of gross mangoes?
Kiwifruit is a rich source of vitamin C. Its potassium content by weight is slightly less than that of a banana. It also contains vitamins A and E. The skin is a good source of flavonoid antioxidants.
SEE?
lets talk about mangoes.
The fruit flesh of a ripe mango contains about 15% sugar, up to 1% protein, and significant amounts of vitamins A, B and C. The taste of the fruit is very sweet, with some cultivars having a slight acidic tang;
it tastes roughly like a cross between a peach and a pineapple.
The texture of the flesh varies markedly between different cultivars; some have quite a soft and pulpy texture similar to an over-ripe plum, while others have a firmer flesh much like that of a cantaloupe or avocado, and in some cultivars the flesh can contain fibrous material. Mangoes are very juicy; the
sweet taste
and high water content make them refreshing to eat, though
somewhat messy.
SWEET TASTE? THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
MANGOES ARE SWEET, IT COULD INSTANTLY KILL A
DIABETIC PATIENT.
IT IS AN UNDENIABLE FACT KENNETH.
AND ITS MESSY AND SLIMYYYY.
SO SWITCH TO KIWI, THE HAIRY BUSH FRUIT.
anyway, yesterday was the annual awards, a total ltedown compared to previous years. food was shit, weather was shit, programme was shit, duty was killer. but oh wells, enjoyed the company. before that i ate at botak jones with kenneth and ulfred. ulfred at the botak cheese burger while me and kenneth ate cajun chicken. THE PORTION IS HUGE, but kenneth complained that it used to be huger. anyway, the food was good, and i brought the menu home. the fries were awesome. i will definately go there again.

wanted to give up, but the fries were godly.












Isabel the retard.







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beng isabel,kiddie me.







kenneth the king.
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